Sam the pigeon

Too much screen time? Yeah… you're going screendumb.

screendumb
/ˈskriːn·dʌm/ · adjective
  1. The state of scrolling so long you forget you have legs.
  2. What the world's best-funded apps are engineered to make everyone. See: Sam.

That pigeon is Sam. Sam has one weakness: screens. When he sees one, everything else stops mattering. ScreenDumb exists so you can laugh at Sam instead of becoming him. It's never too late to get screensmart — with a little practice, anyone can.